Knockout Kings Review

By: John Doe


System: PSX
Price:$69.95 (Canadian)
Developer: EA Sports
Publisher: EA
Release: Nov/98
Imagine being able to put any two (famous) boxers from this century into the ring and see who would be the real champ? Knockout Kings is a great idea that is so long overdue that it’s now out of vogue and yet was unfortunately released prematurely. Go figure.
Highs:
Tons O’ Boxers
Real Boxing Sim (More real than Punch Out! :)
Create a Player
Lows:
Sluggish Gameplay
Poor Control
Bland Graphics
No Tyson or Foreman (Not that it would help...)
Not Much Fun At All
10 Years Too Late
How long has it been since Mike Tyson’s Punch Out was released? Maybe 11 years? And yet sadly it is one of the best boxing games (along with Super Punch Out) that is available for video game pugilists. Now that’s one horribly embarrassing track record. Imagine if racing games hadn’t really evolved past Pole Position. Evil thoughts don’t get much nastier than that nightmare. The question begs to be asked, "Why hasn’t boxing evolved as a viable sports video game genre?" It has action, colorful characters, mucho donero... so what gives? Well, people just don’t give a crap anymore I guess, and I’m one of ‘em. Let’s face it, boxing is boring. Kids don’t care about boxing, they care about snowboarding. They wouldn’t even care about boxing on snowboards. Boxing is an old man’s sport. Games like Knockout Kings just drive that point home. How many 16 year olds really care if Jake La Motta could beat Leon Spinks? Does the real Jake La Motta care? Or is he dead? Who knows? Let’s make a game anyway! (I’m giving you an artists rendition of the brainstorming session that lead to the creation of Knockout Kings.)

First off, all of the players look like they were made out of about 34 polygons. This game looks almost as bad as Sega’s putrid Virtua Fighter (not the later re-mix) for the Saturn. This doesn’t even look like a first generation game to me. Pure Polygon Poop.

Not only do the characters look poor, but they all move as though they were sucker punched by Tyson for about 20 minutes before entering the ring. If you ever connect a punch it will feel as though you were hitting some guy made out of 34 polygons with a pillow. Real power! We are talking sluggish, folks. No matter what kind of punch you do, it feels like it’s actually YOU throwing the punch rather than Sugar Ray or Ali. That just ain’t right.

The create a player feature is fun, but doesn’t add much to the gameplay once you get your Frankenstein into the ring, because he’s as slow as ever. It certainly isn’t worth the price of admission thanks to the overall package.

If you are a real boxing and buff and actually care about who could beat who, this is about your only chance to do it. Just don’t expect it to be much fun. In this day and age with fighting games like the Tekken series, Virtua Fighter, Street Fighter etc. It would appear that plain old boxing is just, well....plain old. Not recommended.

Final Analysis:

Rating Legend 1 -10 (10 being the highest mark)
Overall: 3.0
Graphics: 3.0
AI: 4.0
Control: 2.0
Design: 4.0
Music/Fx: 3.0
Frustration: 7.5

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